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av Tobias ons aug 06 2014, 20:08

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown
in the overall system performance, particularly
in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend
5.0..

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as

Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5, and then
installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY
3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
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Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating
system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to
download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1..0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence
2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!